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幽默小品 (Humor)  

Wife: =What are you doing?'
妻:你在作什麼啊?
Husband : Nothing.

夫:沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

夫:我在尋找它的有效日期到什麼時候。 
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'

夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?
Wife = 'Yes or no.'
妻:要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your =icture and the problem disappears.'
夫:當問題發生時,不管有何困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: =You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!

妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one.'

夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我就想,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢?
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Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,  troubles and to lighten your burden.'
女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的憂愁、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我現在沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: 'Well, that's because we aren't married yet.'

女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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 Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father =adn't left me a fortune?'

一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A = FORTUNE!'
女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不論是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我
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A wife =sked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy =ody?'
妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?是美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' 

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回答:我喜歡你的幽默感。

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