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主題: Fwd: An ancient Chinese poem based on numbers 一二三四五六七八九十百千萬

 
An ancient Chinese poem based on numbers from a soon to be abandoned wife to her beloved distant husband is so powerful that it literally saved their almost broken marriage. It is purely magical. Who would believe a few words can mean so much!

 
 
 
一二三四五六七八 九十百千萬 ~

I am not sure that the forwarded poem based on numbers was created by 卓文君. Anyway, this feature of literature is unique in Chinese language.  Please enjoy and have a great day.
  
 
 
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fw: 一二三四五六七八九十百千萬 ~

 

 

 嘉文共賞
一二三四五六七八九十百千萬 ~

司馬相如是西漢時期很重要的一位作家,他和 卓文君的愛情故事,

其令人津津樂道。不過,據說當他在長安,被封為中郎將的時,

由於自己覺得身份不凡,曾經興起休妻的念頭。有一天,他派人

送給卓文君一封信,信上寫著「一二三四五六七八九十百千萬」

十三個大字,並要卓文君立刻回信。

卓文君看了信,知道丈夫有意為難自己,十分傷心。

想著自己如此深愛對方,對方竟然忘了昔日月夜琴挑的美麗往事,

就提筆寫道:

別之後

地懸念

只說是三四

又誰知五六

弦琴無心彈

行書無可傳

連環從中折斷

里長亭望眼欲穿

思想

繫念

般無奈把郎怨

語說不盡

無聊賴依欄

登高看孤雁

月中秋月不圓

月半燒香秉燭問蒼天

月伏天人人搖扇我心寒

月石榴如火偏遇陣陣冷雨澆花端

月枇杷未黃我欲對鏡心意亂

急匆匆月桃花隨水轉

飄零零月風箏線幾斷

郎呀郎巴不得下世你為女來我做男 !

司馬相如收信心驚歎不已,夫人的才思敏捷 和對自己的一往情深,

都使他心弦受到很大的震撼,於是很快地打 消了休妻的念頭。           
                                    
願意留下來跟你爭吵的人才,是 真正愛你的人 !

一份關心,不需要長篇大論,短短的一句, 也可以很溫 暖。

一個知已,不需要每日見面,心和心的維繫,也可以很長久。

淡淡的表達,是一種哲學,也是"一種美" !

世界上沒有陌生人,只有還沒認識的朋友,把這 份情永遠傳下去,

讓這個社會更加溫暖。

Scott Yang <syang965@yahoo.com>
To: tchinson88@yahoo.com
Sent: Wed, January 13, 2010 5:13:56 PM
Subject: Fw: [趣味文章] 笑到不行

笑到不行

1.何當共剪西窗燭,__________

同學答:夫妻對坐到天明

(語文老師閱卷時笑暈。後在課堂時說此事,又暈!正解為"卻話巴山夜雨時"

2.蚍蜉撼大樹,__________
同學答:一動也不動
(正解為"可笑不自量"。一動也不動,呵呵,很符合事實阿)!
 

3.君子成人之美,__________
同學答:小人奪人所愛(直接暈死)

4.窮則獨善其身,__________
同學答:富則妻妾成群
(正解:達則兼濟天下)

5..後宮佳麗三千人,__________
同學答:鐵杵磨成繡花針~~~~~~
(正解為"三千寵愛在一身"

6..東邊日出西邊雨,__________
同學答:床頭打架床尾合
還有個同學答:上錯花轎 嫁錯郎

7.___ _______,糟糠之妻不下堂
同學答:結髮之夫不上床
(語文老師暴怒!)

8.__________,為伊消得人憔悴
同學答:寬衣解帶終不悔
(正解為"衣帶漸寬終不悔",偶承認這個是思想有問題)

9.但願人長久,__________
同學答:一顆永流傳
(當時狂笑,現在覺得挺經典的。正解為"千里共嬋娟"

11.
西塞山前白鷺飛,__________
同學答:東村河邊爬烏龜(對的挺工整的)

12.
天生我才必有用,__________
同學答:關鍵時刻顯神通
又有同學答:老鼠兒子會打洞
( 所有語文老師集體毫無形象的狂笑)

13.
天若有情天亦老,__________
同學答:人不風流枉少年!
(正解為"月若無恨月長圓" )

14..
洛陽親友如相問,__________
同學答:請你不要告訴他
(正解為"一片冰心在玉壺"

 

15.期末考試出對聯,上聯是英雄寶刀未老

該初三同學對下聯為:老娘風韻猶存

16.人生自古誰無死,__________

同學答:只是死的有先後

17.
床前明月光,__________

同學答:李白睡的香

18.
管中窺豹,__________

同學答:嚇我一跳

(哈哈哈!正解為"可見一斑")

19.
葡萄美酒夜光杯,__________

同學答:金錢美人一大堆

20.__________
,路上行人欲斷魂

初一學生的傑作:半夜三更鬼敲門

21.
老吾老以及人之老,__________

同學答:妻吾妻以及人之妻

(老師後來評卷時說那個同學特別具有奉獻精神,哈哈)

22.
五年級的一次考試就考到了"三個臭皮匠,__________"
同學答:臭味都一樣

(把監考和外面的校長笑翻了)

23.
兩情若是長久時,__________

同學答:該是兩人成婚時

24.
書到用時方恨少,_________

同學答:錢到月底不夠花

25.
天若有情天奕老,__________

同學答:人若有情死得早

(正解為"月若無恨月長圓"

26..
人生自古誰無死,__________

同學答:有誰大便不帶紙

(沒有語言了....

27.
有次考李清照的如夢令,"知否?知否?___________"

同學答:SORRY, I DON'T KNOW....
(正解為"應是綠肥紅瘦"


28.
千山萬水總是情,___________
同學答:多給一分行不行
(批卷老師對了一句:情是情,分是分,多給一分都不行)

 

FIRST PERSON ON THE MOON.....


You have to be old enough to appreciate this.

GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S A TRUE STORY.

On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to earth and heard by millions.  Then, just before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut.   
However, upon checking, there was no "Gorsky "  in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995, in Tampa , Florida while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong.  This time he finally responded.   Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. In 1938 when he was a kid in a small midwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Sex! You want sex? You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
True story.
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Pay raise? What pay raise?
 
HOW NOT TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE!    


One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary
!!!  




Dear Bo$$  
In thi$ life, we all need   $ome thing mo$t de$ perately.   I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$  of u$.  We are worker$  who have given   $o much   $upport including   $weat and    $ervice to your company  ..  
I am   $ure you will gue$$  what I meant and re$ pond   $oon .  



Your$   $incerely,  

Hu$am
   



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply
  :  



Dear   Husam,  
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days,   NOthing much has changed. You must have   NOticed that our company is NOt doing   NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading e coNOmists are   NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the   NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .   I have   NOthing more to add   NOw. You kNOw what I mean .  
---- Your Boss.


 
 
 
 

 

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